Submit The Candy to Me!

I've been commenting about biblical wifely submission at the Happy Feminist blog the last couple of days. It is a touchy topic but I've been enjoying the dialogue between Christians and Non-Christians. As I was submitting one of my comments, my beautiful wife sat down on our couch across from me with a candy bar in her hand.

I didn’t know that we had any candy in the house and wanted some for myself so I asked her, “Where did you get that?”

She replied, “From the conference.”

“Do you have anymore?”

“No.”

Quite convincingly I commanded, “Submit to me”

She giggled and proceeded to eat the candy bar. Bummer. It was worth a try.